Tuesday, June 27, 2006: SWSW
wa... loanshark taggin at my blog already... seems like i dun write oso cannot liao.. hahah..

Sw say my testimonial for her suxs.. lousy... unsightly...ugly... everything.. nvm.. so now i write one good good shui shui one for u.. happy? -. -

hmmm.. congrats... for ur 18th birthday! though past a few days already.. but aiya... its nv too late la rite? =) at last, mature enough for M18 movies, alcohol, ciggs many many more.. but she's a good girl.. oni go for movies..

very wierd fashion sense... i dun say it suxs.. but perhaps unique?! yea.. she calls dresses with many many many flowers and mixed up colours "Vintage", aiya.. i oso dun care is Vintage or Vantage... but i noe my grandma oso wearing all the 'many many flowers' dress.. wa! siao siao, little did i noe my grandma is so trendy too.. wear Vintage one leh.. hwah~~

I muz say, a very bubbly girl.. a good word to substitude NOISY! yes... very BUBBLY in class! non-stop action pack.. damn lotsa things to tok and complain.. wa.. listen too long sometimes will go headache ar~ HAHAHA.. but i think its better that way la..

LAUGHING! yes! she got the most akward pose while luffing.. and everything around her makes her luff~ for no reason, she can ignite herself with luffter.. then u can see a human jellyfish liao.. but come to think of it, i'm the cause of her luffter most of the time la.. sorry~ =D

Ahhh, for now... i think that will do.. let me get more of my feelings back before i continue.. =) this should be able to satisfy you for a few moments rite Sw? =)

มวยไทย blogged on 7:12 AM
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Thursday, June 22, 2006: Peeks!






The Ernomous Pratas!!
















The Wanted Crazy Girl














Feasting Time!!














Crazy People!!

มวยไทย blogged on 10:25 PM
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006: Prata Day!
oorkay~~ so long nv blog liao... hmmm, lets blog on what happened after school on a not so fine Monday.

Yes.. i was damn curious to find out wheres that huge and delicious Roti Prata mentioned in Sw's blog.. not surprisingly, it was in Arab Streets.

i wanted to stay back to study as there's a blardy test the following day.. budden, aiya.. long story. so, i didnt stay. =

the train ride was hell to me.. cant imagine i stupidly believed wat sw told me.

sw: " eh u see outside.. "

so i tot got something interesting and looked out of the glass window..

"POOM!! " and i sensed a sudden shock thru every cell of my brain, followed by an excrutiating pain arising slowly on my forehead, punishing me. "Urgh!! " worst of all, out popped a "balukoo" so huge tt it made me look so kuku... ='(

its ok.. i can bear all the pain in training liao.. this kinda pain.. nothing one.

And at last! after the long hell ride, we finally arrived in Bugis. she was supposed to lead the way la, but due to her poor sense of direction.. i dare not say too much.. = So i caught a glimpse of her expression, she looked....... LOST! Sw dun lie, i noe u starting abit lost liao.. HAHAHA.. but still, i made a fool of myself. =

So, i decided to ask the way la.. seeing 3 malay men coming towards me, i went up and asked.

"how to go arab street ar? "

men wif a short giggle : " neh.. u see here.. ahh... there oni.."

"NBCB.............................. -.-" i was thinking to myself.. no wonder they giggled. it was oni another 10 STEPS AWAY!! Argh!!! And sw was happily luffing away at me, wa... very funny rite.. nbm... its ok one..

So we arrived at the stall.. and she was jumping up and down as usual.. haha.. so went all the way up, put down my 10ton bag stretched my shoulder while the indian guy came towards.

sw: " eh got prata?! "

indian guy : " dun have.. today no prata."

sw: " HUH!! Y NO PRATA?!? Y DUN HAVE ONE?! "

Wa lau eh.. i see the indian guy face.. i almost burst out luffing... HAHA.. his expression was like today nv sell prata will die.. Sw wanted nothing but prata for dinner.. so i stretched my shoulder again, put on my 10ton bag and let out a sigh.. got down the stairs and walked on. -.-

Entered the next, made sure they were selling prata b4 putting down my bag. =) fortunately they were selling, by den we were starving already. So after our orders, we were making a fool of ourselves all the way, luffing and luffing not stop. can't help it la. And if i'm not wrong.. i think the malay family beside us where giving that wierd look, " have they juz escaped from an asylum?! " i didn't care much.. i've learnt something. " with Sw around, dun bother bout image."
cos no matter how hard to try to keep urs.. it will all go to waste. HAHAHA.. so if u cant beat her, join her! LOL.



And the best of all, the meal wasnt expensive at all. but she insisted on paying me.. ok la.. until i noticed something on the wall.. IT WAS A CCTV ON THE SPOT WHERE WE WERE SITTING!!
WA! all our stupid jokes and actions were caught on the CCTV!! I think we're gonna have our peektures posted up in every prata stall. WANTED!

Aiya~~ i cannot post peektures again.. =(

A stroll to aid digestion is always good.. so we strolled to the famous muslim cemetry.. cos someone said she was daring.. =) thats the very exact place where i was "touched".... very creepy place. After that think she was scared liao la.. didnt even enter scared liao.. hahaha.

The rest of the walk was relli entertaining.. we passed seiyu... passed Raffles Hooooooooos pital... landed up in mac to finish Rj, before walking all the way to City Hall.

So much for an after school study session... =( HAHAHAHA..

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Sunday, June 18, 2006: Limping day..
Sians.... swollen instep... wa lan eh... now im walking like a lao ah pek, limping all the way..

Well, parts and parcel of training... no pain no gain.. =)

At least i bought a Adidas groin guard! =)) Kinda ex but its still alrite la.. A $21 guard in exchange for Father's Day.... worth la... Now those dumb fucker's leg will hurt rather then my balls. =P

Getting a groin guard is almost the same as buying a bra.. omg.. Bob and I were literally choosing, feeling its hardness. And tt stupid fello unzipped his pants in the middle of Liang Seng and place the guard on his groin!

"OK! this one fits.. good good.. "

Wa, lucky no1 was seeing except for a sales girl i guess.. damn blardy embarrasing.. then we look for other "models", until the sales girl came over. then i ask..

" got bigger cup one or not? "

Haha... she gave me tt -.- look...

"no.. cup size all the same.. "

Aiya... such thing dun have to be embarrassed one... juz ask lo.. Father's Day leh. important... =))

มวยไทย blogged on 4:44 AM
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Friday, June 16, 2006:
I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULANI'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULANI'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULANI'M DAMN DULANI'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULANI'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULANI'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN I'M DAMN DULAN
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE EVERYTHING~

มวยไทย blogged on 8:37 AM
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Thursday, June 15, 2006:
wa lan eh.. dunno wats wrong wif me, been trying real hard to slp at nite.. until ard 2-3 plus.. sians.

then early in the morning needa wake up liao.. for fuck~ go for stupid weiqi meeting.. sians...
after tt even more sian.. i stayed for training.. played with the rest.. until the blardy teacher in charge come and complain.

he is one big fucker i can say... he's not pro in weiqi.. den he keep saying my team lousy.. we take a long time to think.. wa lan eh.. i relli cannot tolerate then i start to debate with him. end up i think he oso lazy to carry on debating wif me la.. we basically share diff views..

say liao wat... weiqi where gt so easy to understand.. prize money for creating a program that can beat world strongest player : $1,000,000 . and program design to beat chinese and international chess world strongest : $ duno, but already invented and it did treshed the players.. nvm.. hard to explain..

until everything over i see my time~ wa siao liao! already 4... Acer closes at 5.. siao already.. i faster chiong outta school... thinking of cab.. but no cab.. so bo bian took mrt down.. ran all the way into acer.. heng ar.. juz 10 mins later and i cant enter liao.. haha

wa lau.. it is damn paiseh... i holding the laptop wif 2 big hello kitty sticker. starting i tot nvm... den as i walk.. alot ppl start looking at me... den i noe liao.. wan damn malu~~

then i waited for the cleber girl to come.. pass her stuffs.. den i go off liao..

มวยไทย blogged on 7:57 AM
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Sunday, June 11, 2006:
woohoo~~ i love today's training..

used to be only and hour.. today its 2 damn long blardy not stop training!! somemore my buddy Bob nv come.. wa lau.. make me train with an idiot.. dun say him liao.. nah beh.. light sparring oni think he going for championship match~

Tio one hard kick on my calf... i damn dulan liao.. alot ppl is lydat one, cannot control their strenght.. den i hot liao.. got chance i whack deep deep.. LOL.. then i think he not happy i always kick me.. come out one stupid lj kick str8 right into my balls.. wa lan eh... that blardy gu niang~ i'll rem tt kick for life...

sians.. i'm beginning to dread Joe's training.. he's damn tough.. but i think he's willing to train me up.. so no choice.. i muz endure! perservere!!

Fighter to be liao~ hahhahahahahaa.. siao~



Anyway, this is the taxi driver i was mentioning, he's he best taxi driver from all the rides i've took..

bringing me ard bangkok and all the interesting spots..

interesting spots... hmm...

HAHAHA...

มวยไทย blogged on 9:19 AM
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Saturday, June 10, 2006: Sight Seeing Pics!
Share some peektures of my sight-seeing....

This is one of the many services i mentioned.. nah beh like king lydat...

Feet massage...

This is my lunch and dinner.. almost everywhere oso selling this.. its like Mee Soto.. but its much

nicer..

ppl wif weak stomach not adviced to try, cos mostly all from roadside stalls.

This is from my "Toot-Toot", its heeluva fast machine.. can accelerate damn fast.. top speed, i aga aga ard 60-80 oso got..

fast~

This is the Erawan Shrine.. a 4 faced budha la.. very interesting... alot of ppl... mostly tourist.. devotees..

can drivers stopping by the junction to pray..

sians.. cannot post my last pic.. my favourite taxi driver.. =) tml then post.


มวยไทย blogged on 9:03 AM
Wohoo, back from thai at last... 4 days there still okok oni la.. like abit not enuff oso.. didnt managed to shop everything.. say seriously, there is nothing much to shop over there, but all my money all gone.. haha, mostly spent on the services there..

b4 i left for thai, went marina chiong arcade... hmmm.. and i saw something really interesting..
i remembered vividly someone in class mentioned that her jacket was one and only in sg.. cannot find 2nd piece.. hmm.. NPNT...















NAH, I FOUND UR TWIN JACKET.. LOL... PROVE U WRONG LIAO.. HAHA.. DUN BE SAD LA.. ITS OK... actually SW, u should be thanking me leh... take u out from ur dream, now u noe la.. the person selling u is lying.

Anyway.. as i wan mentioning services, yea, it meant services and not "services".. though i very much wanted some "services"... i didnt.. = the girls over there are relli relli gorgeous... gorgeous.. simply gorgeous.. i think sg girls oso no fight.. but its not all la.. how sad, its oni those dancers and singers that are more beautiful..

1st day was shopping... i didnt even changed after checking in and immediately chiong for clothes liao, around the vacinity.. lotsa things to shop for.. especially the shopping centre.. and strangely, about 85% of shops in the shopping centres of Pratunam are all selling jeans, demin skirts and jackets.. every corner u turn u see demin... things were really cheap over there.. no1 girls can ever resist the price.. HAHA.. dun say gers.. even me oso bth..

Shopped all the way til night.. where i decided that my stupid hair has to be changed.. went into some ulu ulu salon la.. knowing that i'm putting a huge risk on my head. i watched every single snip that was made to my hair.. i gave very clear instructions over and over again.. : " fringe no cut, behind V.. sideburn no cut.. OKOK?! " yea.. had to use simple english cos english was simply simple there.. fortunately everything turned out fine la.. if not the shop sure tio burnt down one.. LOL...

Thinking it was still early, went to their nite market.. called Khao San. its like a pasar malam la.. but totally different from wat we see here in sg.. not the usual taiwan sausauges and popcorns.. sell a wide variety of stuffs from toys to clothes and everything else la.. i bought some "vodoo dolls", they're kinda exp la.. but interesting. i bought this for myself.. :D


Its damn cute, it looks like they're kissing la but its not.. look closely, its 2 thai boxers.. LOL... this one abit more ex than the normal keychains..



still got bell one.. -. -'








Walking on.. this bracelet really caught my attention.. price reasonable, so i buy lo...



It's damn cute and unique.. lol.. got the -_- face... carved from cow bone..

Day 2, went sight seeing ard Bangkok, went to the Zoo! Khao Din. but was damn warm and boring la.. mostly all the animals were slping la.. see nothing.. but oni 100 Baht.. nvm la..


sleeping white tiger...

Till nite time when i decided to go watch thai boxing.. wanted to go Lumpini stadium, a stadium known to all thai boxers. but unfortunately there was no fight tt day, so went to Ratchadamneon stadium... it was damn interesting, fight was superb. alot thai there, but mostly to bet.. damn chaotic. it was a real pity that i couldnt take peektures there.. took a very blur one wif my phone.. =( Next day was slacky day, though slacky i still visited "a" four faced buddha. i use "A " cos i there is more than 1 of it and no taxi driver knows which is the exact one.. one told me this, the other told me that.. one even thought it was the 40M tall buddha Wat In Thawihan...

And fucked up blogger dun allow me to post pics.. fuck~

Last day was the best.. i go chiong!! wa lau eh.. i went to this biggest club in Bangkok, "number 1 in Bangkok.. very good, very big, many many pretty young thai girls.. can booking booking.. " said the taxi driver.. i smiled and shrugged it away.. LOL...

indeed, it was filled with babes.. gorgeous babes... as i mentioned, the dancers and singers msotly are.. the rest on the dancefloor.. hmm.. not much diff from our sg lians... LOL.. i didnt relli like the idea of booking the singers.. seems strange... but i did see some ang mo go wild la.. believe me, clubbing there and back here is totally different. the club there much better base, much better music. Though R&B, i still enjoyed it. but the place is wierd la, there is no dancefloor and everyone is juz dancing beside their tables, and u have constant irritating flow of "workers" paving their way thru u.. fun nonetheless.. almost got myself drunk.. :P

sigh.. i didnt wanna take pics over in the club, make me look like an idiot snapping away with my phone.. so..... yea.. leave the suspense there.. but their beauty is beyond imagination la.. =)))))

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มวยไทย blogged on 1:54 AM
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Monday, June 05, 2006: sians sians sians~
few more hours and im leaving home, heading south of singapore on a 2 hrs flight to thailand.

1. colour hair, possible restyle it!

2. get my boxing shorts, handwrap, more clothes!!

3-10 is all the same as #2.

11. buy stuffs for my frens~ =) dun worry... i rem yall.


sian leh... tts all i can come out wif.. oh ya.. lastly, will go try thai nite life... see their club is how one... heard is all thai songs, but still can la.. as long as the beat is there.. no problem one.. =)

มวยไทย blogged on 1:00 AM
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Sunday, June 04, 2006: Taxi~~~~~
At last, back to work after sooo long.. staring at all the new andunfamilair puzzles really freaks me out. out of boredom i took one and tried playing with it, taking the puzzle piece by piece wasnt a problem. whether will i be able to put it back to its original shape, i dare not think much. now then i noe how its like when i push a puzzle to the customer : " ahh, u can try this, this game very interesting, u take it apart then u try piece it back again. "

nah beh, now then i noe tok is fucking easy everyone oso noe how to tok.. but lucky i oso noe how to play la, arbo some customers will think i juz noe how to sell, duno how to solve. then i solve it in thier face! until they lan lan : " aiya.. u sell, of cos u muz noe how to play la.. " some customers are juz so.... aiya~ lower Iq is lydat one.. =)

worked all they way from 12-10! sians.. last time i used to like my job alot.. cos everytim got new stuffs and puzzles to play... now most of the puzzles noe how to play liao... sians~ but seeing how different people trying to solve them is always entertaining. most gave up, few bought.. =(2

on my way back was the best.. this taxi driver damn like to tok cock.. seldom we see taxi driver talk all the way one... and his reason for driving cab..... he was bankrupt. And why bankrut? he "play" car until bankrupt.. COOL man~ he tell me he last time racer, always tiong qia one.. always go malaysia and race. modify his civics la.. alot of cock la he tok.. but he got substance really, so we exchanged pointers... hahaa

then topic changed to "his fren's son" a bodyguard of LKY... say hes handsome la, got figure la.. then wat nv in his life he dated or woo a girl b4... cos all lining up in front of him. then he say he jealous la.. say he oso wan this kinda life, rich, both arms gt girls, drive his favourite modified civics. bla bla bla.. looking at his face from the reaer view mirror and his 9 months pregnant beer belly... i cant stop myself from luffing... but he's real entertaining la.. still gimme a discount after i reached home.. 2nd time liao i ride with such frenly taxi driver, the other time was one malay dude, then we smoked together in the cab.. somemore i smoked his ciggs.. LOL.. then as usual tok alot cock.. exhanging strings of vulgar all the while.. LOL..


perhaps im gonna be a taxi driver someday~~ LOL

มวยไทย blogged on 7:58 AM
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Thursday, June 01, 2006:
KTV outing with my classmates was a real mistakes, especially when u're having mad women who have just escaped from an asylum.. total madness.. but was still fun nonetheless, though so many ppl pang seh.. but i always feel the lesser the better. =)

started off quite well la, everyone sang their same old song.. enjoying... until tt crazy woman say wanna sing wat "high" songs and jump on the sofa.. wa i was thinking to myself. "siao liao.. wan me to jump sofa.. unless u kill me man.." but we all noe, nothing can stop this siao char bo~


Cannot really spot the specific siao char bo but all of them were jumping like mad la..

can't believe even sun chao was jumping up and down.. singing tt stupid alex toh song.. craps.

so the three poor guys, zhirong, yaorong and me were slapping our heads..





Jumping tooo fast until all no face liao... phf.... try finding suwen.. LOL

Due to my stupid sore throat and runny rose.. im singing like a penguin..

so took more pictures after we went out.. im so embarrasing.. cackling away like chickens in orchard road.. wa lan eh...


Macham class photo... and my hair is damn cockanathan.. nah beh like astro boy...


มวยไทย blogged on 10:48 AM
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